We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that
- nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
- pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?
ATTENTION ALL FEMALES!!!
IF ANOTHER GIRL SAYS TO YOU “LET’S BE FRIENDS” DON’T LISTEN! IT’S A TRICK!
“LET’S BE FRIENDS” IS A CAREFULLY CODED SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE! OBSERVE:
LET’S BE FRIENDS
WATCH OUT THEY JUST WANT TO SWAY YOU OFF THE PATH OF GOD!!!